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Biden Takes Credit for 70% Drop in El Salvador Murder Rate

Following breaking news that the El Salvador crime rate has plunged by 70% this past year, President Biden goes on camera to say that allowing U.S. migrants "is a good thing -- we are helping South American nations reduce crime. That includes sex-trafficking, drug cartels and violent gangs..."
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FBI Watchlist Corky Life Goes On Dana Carvey Church Lady SNL

"Welcome to the new position, special agent. The bureau appreciates new agents like you. Here ya' go, I need you to review a stack of files. Somehow half of U.S. citizens want to cause a revolution and so we've got a long list of people that need to be policed and possibly locked away." The voice continues, "What happened on January 6 can never happen again…"
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Armed World War II Vets Attempt A Coupt Against Radical Left Democrats

It happened out of nowhere. It would shock the nation and glue people to television screens and smartphones. World War II veterans with heavy weapons, some in wheelchairs, attempt a coup.
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California Reboots Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Meet Mrs. Rodgers & Drag Queen Story Hour

"Hello there, kiddies. My name is Mrs. Rodgers and this is Drag Queen Story Hour. We're going to have some fun today on California Public Access TV..."
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Uncle Samantha Wants You - The New US Military Under Joe Biden

Not able to grasp why American males are turning their back on U.S. Military recruitment, President Biden turns to a radical left think tank for help: "Uncle Samantha" is born.
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Is it a Boy? Is it a Girl? Not in California — It's Pat

California makes it a crime to call a baby a boy or a girl. Instead, it's now legally known as Pat, a reference to a fictional film from the early 1990s where "the central humorous aspect of sketches featuring Pat is the inability of others to determine the character's sex."
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Biden Attends Tijuana Donkey Show

As part of an open borders discussion with Mexico taking place in Tijuana just south of San Diego, CA, Biden's cabinet shares a laugh and what they called a playful prank on the President. Biden was told he was going to The Donkey Show, at which Biden replied, "I grew up on a farm. They can sure kick."
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California LGBTQ Law Accidentally Blocks Abortions

It turns out "Fetus" was a typo. California Governor Gavin Newsom signed the new law, and the state is now in CHAOS. Black Lives Matter has issued death threats to LGBTQ & Gay Pride organizers. "We have every right to abort these unwanted babies. They don't matter."
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Video Game Under Fire For Dinosaur Fossils That Appear 'Millions of Years Old'

The Indiana Jones video game franchise has come to XBox One and Playstation 5 with a Raiders of the Lost Ark reboot igniting a firestorm of controversy from radical left Athiest groups across the U.S., Canada, and UK.
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