Biden Attends Tijuana Donkey Show -- Finds Out It's Not a Zoo

As part of an open borders discussion with Mexico taking place in Tijuana just south of San Diego, CA, Biden's cabinet shares a laugh and what they called a playful prank on the President. Biden was told he was going to The Donkey Show, at which Biden replied, "I grew up on a farm. They can sure kick."

WARNING: The following piece may offend many first time readers of SurviveAnyDisaster.com. Please remember that there was a time in decades past that any mention and description of a Gay Pride parade would have been met with shock, disgust and a complete and absolute rejection. "That will never happen in America." These may have easily been the words of past respected presidents from our nation's history. Which brings us to — What is the long term goal with the Democrats use of the word Progress? It's most likely something that would horrify our grandparents and one day might play out like this…

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As part of an open borders discussion with Mexico taking place in Tijuana just south of San Diego, CA, Biden's cabinet shares a laugh and what they called a playful prank on the President. Biden was told he was going to The Donkey Show, at which Biden replied, "I grew up on a farm. They can sure kick."

Biden chuckles and his cabinet laughs — it's clear Biden doesn't know what they're talking about and just where in the Tijuana red light district they're taking him.

He sits down in a packed room. There's a stage that sits below eye level and a curtain that suddenly is drawn up. There's a donkey. There's a woman.

"WHAT IS THIS?" says Biden, eyes wide and not able to comprehend what he's seeing.

"It's the next segment of the population we need to protect," says a cabinet member. "The Donkey Show has been going on for decades. You'll find it all over the web if you do searches. A whole variety of animals and people."

Another cabinet member sitting next to the President says, "It's Animal Love, sir."

"It's Bestiality," says the President in shock. "Why are we here? Why did you do this to me?"

"Our constituents are pushing for it. It turns out that there's an entire segment in the population that feels like they're living a lie and having to keep their true selves hidden from society. We've freed the LGBTQ population to come out of the closet, and it's suddenly everywhere now. We even put a transvestite in the White House. Drag Queens are next. This is Progress, remember. With Animal Love, we'll bring even more people out of the closet and our popularity for Democrats giving a voice to the persecuted will land us legions of voters for decades to come."

Another cabinet member pipes up, "Mr. President, there's a reason why these websites exist. There's a demand for this. We need to help them have a voice."

"It's our opportunity to really give the Republican party a kick in the pants," says a voice to his right. "The recent movie, Sound of Freedom, was a deliberate attack on our party. It was a clever move — that one blind sided us. We don't even have a comprehensible reply. That's why we've kept you silent, Mr. President."

"But they're just children," Biden replied.

"Remember your promises to your constituents and campaign donors — you're a man who stands on his promises, remember?"

Biden nods, somewhat shaking his head at the same time, but he nods.

An advisor speaks up, "Animal Love is going to definitely get us more voters. Plus we never have to worry about these voters ever going Republican on us. About Sound of Freedom, we've got our own secret weapon going to the box office soon — it's called Farmer Bob's Cabin."

"Farmer Bob's Cabin?" Biden asks.

"Yes — Farmer Bob's Cabin. It's going to be a historical narrative about just how many centuries back this goes where lonely farmers on the prairie needed a companion. We have a children's book planned — Dolly the Sheep. We're going to use it to put a serious damper on the Sound of Freedom. Those right wingers really blasted us and stopped our minor attracted persons movement that would have effectively changed the name for the vast number of pedophiles in our borders and relaxed criminal penalties. That would have been big for us. They really kicked us in the pants. But we've got an answer… Dolly the Sheep will start winning hearts as young as pre-school… PRE-SCHOOL."

"No… No way… it can't be… ," Biden says, his voice trailing off, getting up from his chair and stepping back.

An advisor stands and grabs him gently by the shoulder, "RELAX, SIR. You're having a moment. Here, take your medicine — you're starting to be confused. Take a deep breath… " There's a pause. "Thanks for signing off on this. Your constituents and campaign donors are going to love you… You are doing the right thing. Well done, Mr. President… Well done."