by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
Not able to grasp why American males who identify as straight are turning their back on U.S. Military recruitment, President Biden turns to a radical left think tank for help: "Uncle Samantha" is born. "She'll be a hit with transvestites and non-binaries," the think tank tells the President. "That's your growing support base."
Celebrating the "ah-hah" moment, President Biden phones China's President Xi and says, "Hands off Taiwan... Don't do it... Don't. If you take one more step we'll scratch your eyes out. We'll also destroy you in swimming. See you at the next Olympic Games..."
The Far Side of the Biden Administration
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