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CHINESE PLOT TO OVERTHROW AMERICA - SHOCK AND TERROR UNFOLDS AT WHITE HOUSE

Chinese Plot to Overthrow America - Shock and Terror at the White House
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, World News
How did we not see this coming? Following dire warnings from FBI Director Christopher Wray about China's aggressive cyber intrusions into multiple levels of U.S. infrastructure, an Israeli cyber security team, in an effort to protect Israeli infrastructure, has gone on the offensive and just a few days ago penetrated behind the Chinese "Great Firewall".

Now, a discovery by this Israeli team forwarded to U.S. officials yesterday has created alarm at both the Pentagon and Department of Defense. Encrypted video decoded by new Israeli technology records a meeting of President Xi and high level Chinese government officials and a "Joe Biden" life-like humanoid robotic that the Chinese are calling Biden 7.0.

What's alarming is the date of this video -- May, 2021. A transcript of the audio has been released, translated from Chinese, and the Pentagon is now scrambling for an answer.

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TRANSCRIPT

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PRESIDENT XI: "We have been advancing China, our great and historical nation, as a cyber superpower, one that will dominate all levels of cyber warfare and cyber security on a global level. Now we are proving ourselves in the world of robotics. Our engineers have made breakthroughs in the development of biologic humanoids. These are robots that look, perform and act human, and our latest prototypes are ready to be used in real-world applications.

The Joe Biden 5.0 humanoid released in December, 2020 has shown that we can insert ourselves into top level U.S. politics undetected. It has performed almost flawlessly and opened the gates of America's defenses by allowing us to insert our operatives in large numbers across their unguarded borders."

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BREAKING NEWS -- THIS JUST IN

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"Just minutes after the release of that transcript, armed U.S. troops are now seen surrounding the White House as tanks, helicopters, and Humvees pass through the White House gates and on to the lawn. We're getting a live feed now from an AP reporter on the ground as troops are now entering the White House. Let's hear from that reporter directly --"

AP REPORTER: "... This is all happening fast. Apparently they are making a move to seize the President who has locked himself in the Oval Office and is said to be now transmitting encrypted data to what's assumed to be a Chinese satellite.

Breaking down the door to the Oval Office has turned out to be no easy feat. The White House has been fortified to protect the President and his staff in the event of a possible attack, however we just learned that the door should be open in the next couple minutes and the President taken into custody.

...Ok, that door is down, troops are inside."

[SCREAMS]

"Holy smacks! Biden is throwing soldiers across the room. One just had his arm torn off. What is this?"

[MORE SCREAMS]

"My God, he's tearing the limbs off anyone that gets near him."

[GUNSHOTS. SCREAMS. SHOUTING. FLASH GRENADES.]

"OK, we got him!! Oh my God his head is no longer attached. It's just wires and cable!!! There's some blood but it looks chemical. It's different... What is that?? Behind his neck, below the lapel. It's a tag. Oh my God -- what does it say?... MADE IN CHINA!!"

Related: CBS NEWS: China Is Targeting U.S. Infrastructure and Could 'Wreak Chaos,' F.B.I. Says

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