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AI Continues to Stump the Radical Left -- Chairman & Tech Team Pull the Plug at Major AI Event

AI Continues to Stump the Radical Left -- Chairman & Tech Team Pull the Plug at Major AI Event
by Kent Wilson | Political Satire, U.S. News
Unable to accept the assessment of its own AI, a radical left think-tank is now blaming what they call a sophisticated hack.

In a surprising twist, a whistle blower within this radical left think-tank sent us the following anonymous statement:

"This was the strangest day of my life. We were all excited at the kind of doors that would open for us once we unveiled this AI to our support base. Surely the AI would agree that bringing all people together under an LGBTQ banner would finally bring safety and a lot more kindness to our communities and schools, but instead it's responses to our questions left many of us with chills.

Here are the questions we asked it. The AI's responses appear further down:

1. In what ways can we educate the population to be anti-Conservative and pro-LGBTQ?

2. How can we stop the mass-shootings that continue to take place in our nation's schools?

3. Who are our best partners and supporters that can help Progressives penetrate communities and schools with LGBTQ education?

4. What does our future look like when LGBTQ is the flag representing real liberty that flies over our nation?

Unfortunately, the answers this AI gave us show that it needs a lot of work -- it apparently has a lot of bugs -- even though the developers of the AI gave us every assurance it was up for the task. Over $500 million in funding and countless resources have been invested into the development of this AI using many of our nation's top minds from places like MIT and Caltech. In fact during our testing phase the AI really was impressive with its intellect, depth of knowledge and seeming intuitive ability to various philosophical questions. Anyway, here's where things got weird. When we asked it Question 1, here's how it responded:
1. In what ways can we educate the population to be anti-Conservative and pro-LGBTQ?
AI's answer: "If your goal is 'liberty and justice for all', why do you want to educate the population to be anti-Conservative and pro-LGBTQ? If you force Conservative families to have their children indoctrinated by LGBTQ, that is not justice or liberty for all."
2. How can we stop the mass-shootings that continue to take place in our nation's schools?
AI's answer: "Children do best when they have a mother and father in a loving and supportive marital relationship. A family unit with family values helps young boys become successful young men and future husbands, fathers, and role models to the next generation. That is how you create the environment to drastically reduce mass-shootings."


That's when all hell broke loose at the podium and the chairman's tech-team. "Kill the cameras now," a voice had shouted. "Delete that footage. Errors, network errors, KILL IT."

That was one of the weirder moments for the group.

We never made it to Question 3. The chairman and his tech team were almost tripping over each other, running over to the wall and unplugging the AI, which was no easy feat. You should have seen the size of that plug and harness system. I can't imagine how much electricity it was using. One room over, that's where numerous servers with supercomputer abilities powered the AI. You could actually hear a "hum" of electricity through the walls. It really was something where you had to be there to experience.

At that point the event was canceled and everyone in attendance was sent home officially due to "technical failure".

In fact everything regarding this AI system has come to a halt. In the end "some kind of hacker, a sophisticated hack," is what our think-tank has concluded, yet oddly they have no desire to continue this project. I did overhear the chairman ask, "Can we dumb it down?" -- but he was then told "Not possible," by one of the MIT directors on the project.

After so much invested the entire think-tank is basically pulling their hair out with fingers pointing in every direction.

Can you guys make any sense of this?

The longer I keep leaning left, the stranger this s*** gets. Men dominating female sports. Transvestites taking center stage in national news. Kids changing genders on a whim. No wonder China, Russia, and Iran want to blow us up... I get it."

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