The illustrated edition.
From the
desk.
Nate Bargatze Comedy Special:Secrets of the FBI
AI Continues to Stump the Radical Left -- Chairman & Tech Team Pull the Plug at Major AI Event
After $500 million, can the think tank make its AI dumber?
Tulsi Gabbard Placed on Biden Terror Watchlist -- Biden's FBI Gets Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher
Gabbard gets watchlisted. Kutcher decides to punk the FBI.
Greatest Hits.
Biden Admin Hires Illusionist David Copperfield -- Promises to Make Trump "Disappear" at the Debate
Copperfield can make Trump disappear. But things don't always go as expected...
Voodoo Magic? President Biden Propped Up at the Mic, Strange Gaffes, Icky Shuffle
Biden has a new shuffle. The real trouble starts when the backing track skips.
Biden Wins SpaceX Award: Elon Musk Promises Biden Administration Ride on Starship (RETURN TRIP NOT MENTIONED)
Elon Musk Promises Free Cruise Tickets to Democrats Suffering TDS - Trump Derangement Syndrome
Musk offers Democrats a free cruise. The ship is called Titanic 2.
ARCHIVE / 02
Dave Chappelle Comedy Special On Netflix - 'Are You on the Watchlist?'
ARCHIVE / 03
Elon's Frightening Dream: Make Babylon Great Again
ARCHIVE / 04
The Possession of Gavin Newsom
ARCHIVE / 05
Biden Administration Scrambles to Fill Government with Short Bus Recruits
ARCHIVE / 06
Putin Celebrates Havana Syndrome 2.0 Attack On US Democratic Party
ARCHIVE / 07
President Biden Takes Credit for 70% Drop in El Salvador Murder Rate
ARCHIVE / 08 · SATIRE PHOTO MONTAGE
2028: San Francisco's Sassy She Males Win the WNBA Championship
ARCHIVE / 09 · POLITICAL SATIRE, U.S. NEWS
TOP SECRET: Federal Agent Gets to Second Base With DEI Hire Transgender
Agent Warner makes it to second base — and learns the hard way about DEI... YIKES.
ARCHIVE / 10 · POLITICAL SATIRE, U.S. NEWS
Jewel Biden and Kam Harris: The 2024 Transvestite Ticket to the White House
Jewel and Kam debut their ticket. Biden takes a question about China and wishes he hadn't.
ARCHIVE / 11 · POLITICAL SATIRE, U.S. NEWS
California Reboots Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Meet Mrs. Rodgers & Drag Queen Story Hour
California public access has a new neighbor. Mrs. Rodgers is on the air, and it’s story time.
ARCHIVE / 12 · POLITICAL SATIRE, U.S. NEWS
Biden Administration Put on Watchlist: FBI Director's Kid Turns Homosexual — Last Straw Says Director
The FBI director’s son asks for a sleepover. Dad puts the White House on a watchlist.
ARCHIVE / 13 · POLITICAL SATIRE, U.S. NEWS
China Feeds False Intel to US Private Intelligence Sectors — Sending US Government on Wild Goose Chase
A whistleblower counts 25 million Americans on a watchlist. Biden’s more interested in counting votes.
The newsstand.
On the air
The Gavin Newsom Podcast: Gavin Interviews Senator Josh Hawley
Hawley comes prepared. Gavin Newsom finds himself in the hot seat.
January 6 Fallout — Half of America is on a Watchlist — Starring Corky from Life Goes On and The Church Lady from Saturday Night Live — Dana Carvey
Half the country makes the list. Even SNL’s Church Lady has a file.
Trump's Pick for Vice President-- Dr. Phil. Franklin Graham Also Appointed
Dr. Phil gets the VP nod. Franklin Graham gets the exorcisms.
Indiana Removes 'Gender Confused' Teen from Christian Home -- Parents Call the A-Team
An Indiana family needs help. Their neighbor has the A-Team’s number.
On the watchlist
OUTRAGEOUS -- Grannies for Jesus Targeted by Biden's FBI
The FBI tracks Grandma to a meeting. She’s having lunch.
FBI Assigns "Babysitters" to Observe and Report on Trump Supporters Within Local Police - AND IT BACKFIRES
The FBI sends babysitters. Local cops feed them bogus tips.
Mutiny Within the FBI? How a Democrat DEI Vendetta Labeled Catholic Choir Boys Domestic Terrorists
An FBI briefing goes sideways over a boys’ choir.
SHOCKING: Ex-Cartel Leader El Chapo Receives Emergency Pardon by Biden / Harris Administration
El Chapo gets a pardon offer. He negotiates for junior border czar.
World desk
CHINESE PLOT TO OVERTHROW AMERICA - SHOCK AND TERROR UNFOLDS AT WHITE HOUSE
The Pentagon discovers Biden 7.0. Then the Oval Office door opens.
The Iranians Attack the Homeland - Swarm of Drones Go Kamikaze on Thousands of Targets
Ten thousand drones count on America watching the wrong patch of sky.
The Harris / Walz Ticket -- Putin and Kim Jong Un Celebrate, Give Each Other Gifts
Putin and Kim take the Harris–Walz ticket for a victory lap.
BREAKING: Tucker Carlson Discusses UAPS, UFOS, and Recent Drone Sightings With Christian Pastor
A pastor brings a different theory to Tucker’s UFO interview.
Desperate for a Solution, the Biden Administration Turns to AI
Biden asks the White House AI how to stop an attack. The ceiling answers.
North Idaho.
Trump Goes to Bat for His Voters - Promises to Make the FBI Pay Financial Damages to Innocent Americans on the Terror Watchlist
A father moves his daughter to Boise. In this Fox News parody, clearing his name is only half the story. Who should pay?
Supertanker Hits Idaho Shooter's Location With Large Water Dump
The dirt-bike ride that took my family away from Canfield Mountain.
Christianity and Free Speech Under Attack By Biden's FBI - and It's Happening in North Idaho
Can Kash Patel and Dan Bongino win over the FBI’s rank and file? If this is America’s best, China’s gonna kick our ass.